The program has performed illegal operation...

What's with windows? Why did they call it that? I'd like to meet Bill Gates and tell him, "you know, a rectangle with a picture inside does not necessarily make it a window... if anything it qualifies as a picture" they should really call it what it is, gallery of ancient art, especially with those 4 squares and landscapes from Shrek.

They got that help when you hit F1 button, of course that never helps, so you gotta call your friend who in the past 5 years of using windows discovered more functions that Microsoft put into it. Isn't that sad? I mean you're working on your 400 page essay, then it crashes, it's like they're saying "this is how far your $395+tax have taken you. If you wish to keep going put another $139.99 for updates into the slot machine and yank the lever."